Scott Merriman
Hank Danger
Liz Merriman
Elsie Coli
Joshua Courtade
Graham Kansas
Kristy Eason
Naginata the Vampire Queen
Terrance Merriman
Dr. Edmund Coli
Kyle Chamberlin
Thud
Rachel Clare Higgins
Queen Minerva
Jennie Balberde
Phaedra
Robert William Ford
Narrator
Chris Gualtieri
Art Vogler
Evan Koons
Male Prisoner
Diane Kowalski
Jungle Harpy
Heather Kodra
Warrior Woman
Catherine Courtade
Blonde Girl