Ryan Masson
Ethan Colby
Jakki Jandrell
Annamaria Horkheimer
Sally Struthers
Sister John Bosco
Bruce Vilanch
Walter Precup
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Sergeant Tinkelbaum
Nick Young
Police Chief
Jyl Kaneshiro
SWAT Officer
David Patrick Raines
Doctor Upchuck
Ambar Martinez
Waitress
Daren Scott
Matriarch's Son
Paul Champy
Good Hitman
Jonni Garro
Pregnant Mom
Zack King
Bart Lomax
Mia Marcon
Bride
D. Candis Paule
Self
