Robbie Coltrane
Max
Adrian Edmondson
Billy
Dawn French
Frances / Mrs. Shines
Nigel Planer
Stan
Peter Richardson
Rollo
Jennifer Saunders
Cathy
Kathy Burke
Mary
Lenny Henry
Warder
Malcolm Hardee
Policeman
Eric Kent
Sergeant
William Lawford
British Aerotec Officer
Steven O'Donnell
Under Manager
Jonathan Stratt
Constable
Ron Tarr
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