Tom Hollander
William Jones
Christopher Guard
John Diamond
Robert James
David Jones
Eileen Page
Mrs. Jones
Charles Lewsen
Uncle Turner
Vanessa Paine
Rebecca
Damien Nash
Shot-in-the-Head
David Rappaport
Mr. Seed
Patrick Troughton
Joseph K'Nee
Joseph O'Conor
Alfred Diamond
Paul Mari
Jenkins
John Colclough
Mr. Walker
Steve Fletcher
Liverguts
Geoffrey Collins
Narrator
