Leif Gantvoort
Seamus MacGregor
Maria-Elena Laas
Maria Easton
Jeremy Robinson
Mickey McSorely
Madeline Scoular
Mom MacGregor
Scott Jackman
Young Seamus
Annie Scoular
Mama Easton
Katie Halchishick
Allison Goodall
Jeff Hightower
Bobbo Smith
John Derek Scoular
Baby Easton
Eddie Alfano
Tweedle Dick
Philip Quansah Jr.
Tweedle Douche
Raul Aguinaga
Parking attendant for Jesus
Cotter Smith
Scotty MacGregor